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I had one of my spells.
I had to get it out of my system.
I have a death wish.
I have a short attention span.
I have a toothache.
I have an evil twin.
I have delusions of grandeur.
I have hemorrhoids.
I have jet lag.
I have low self esteem.
I haven't bee myself lately.
I haven't been getting enough minerals.
I haven't been getting enough sleep.
I haven't been the same since Elvis died.
I haven't eaten all day.
I haven't gotten any in a while.
I just have on eof those 'guilty' faces.
I just wanted to see if you'd notice.
I learned it from TV.
I live in a vacuum.
I lke to keep you on your toes.
I lost control.
I misplaced my moral compass.
I must have been a creep in a past life.

 


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