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Excuses for use in everyday life
The government shutdown.
The line between right and wrong is very thin.
The Psychic Network lied to me.
The voices in my head said to do it.
The weight of the world is on my shoulders.
There are two sides to every story.
There was a communications breakdown.
There was a full moon-or at least, a pretty full moon.
There was an unfortunate misunderstanding.
There was no warning label.
There's no evidence of wrongdoing on my part.
There's no point in dwelling on it.
There's something in the air.
This is normal behaviour for an extremist.
This is what happens when I don't consult my astrologer.
This isn't what it looks like.
Those laws don't apply to me.
Three words: Attention, Deficit, Disorder.
Too much MSG.
Vitamin deficiency.
Voodoo.
We're on different wavelengths.
What is truth?
Who among us is completely innocent?
Who's to judge?
Why didn't you stop me?
Why wasn't there a warning label?
Wires got crossed.

 


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