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Excuses for use in everyday life
You always focus on the negative.
You and I just have different priorities.
You call this a problem? The Titanic. Now there was a problem!
You can't blame a guy for trying.
You can't blame a porcupine for being pointy.
You disrupted my milieu.
You drove me to it.
You get what you pay for.
You hate me ' cause I'm beautiful.
You have a bad attitude.
You just don't get it, do you?
You know I'm an idiot.
You mean this isn't a dream?
You misinterpreted it.
You must be thinking of someone else.
You never told me not to.
You put the worst possible spin on things.
You should be more accepting.
You should have been more specific.
You should have known better than to ask me.
You sure are picky.
Your standards are too high.
Your thinking is too limiting.
You're a perfectionist.
You're crazy.
You're hallucinating.
You're hypersensitive.
You're just out to get me.
You're lucky I did this well.
You're not seeing the humour in it.
You're paranoid.
You're persecuting me.
You're prejudiced against people who screw up.
You're projecting.
You're seeing the cup as half empty.
You're too sensitive.

 


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