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Excuses for use in everyday life
I can't operate under that kind of pressure.
I cleared it with my lawyer.
I come from a family of postal workers.
I come from bad stock.
I couldn't help myself.
I didn't ask to be born.
I didn't eat my Wheaties.
I didn't know what I was doing.
I didn't want to make everyone else look bad.
I didn't want to seem too perfect.
I don't get paid enough to put that kind of effort out.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't recall.
I don't understand it myself.
I drank milk after the expiration date.
I get confused easily.
I got a wild hair.
I got bad advice.
I got caned in Singapore.
I got sucked in by a cult.
I got up on the wrong side of the bed.
I had a bad experience once.
I had a brainfart.
I had a bug up my butt.
I had a flashback.
I had a headache.
I had a momentary lapse.
I had an over protective mother.
I had an overbearing father.
I had no choice.

 


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