|
|
| I'm the middle
child. |
| I'm the oldest
child. |
| I'm thick. |
| I'm working through
some issues. |
| I'm wrestling
with my inner demons. |
| I'm young. |
| In a way I did
it to show you I love you. |
| In my heart I
haven't sinned. |
| In my homeland
this is acceptable behaviour. |
| In the words of
John Lennon, 'My mind is on the blink.' |
| It could have
been worse. |
| It was a cry for
attention. |
| It was a cry for
attention. |
| It was a cry for
help. |
| It was a momentary
lapse. |
| It was a reflex. |
| It was a train
wreck waiting to happen. |
| It was an accident. |
| It was an adrenaline
rush. |
| It was chickens
coming home to roost. |
| It was civil disobedience. |
| It was creative
problem-solving. |
| It was just one
of those things. |
| It was meant to
be. |
| It was my bio-rhythms. |
| It was my clone. |
| It was performance
art. |
| It was predestination. |
| It was the alien
experiments. |
| It was the caffeine
talking. |
| It was the planetary
alignment. |
