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Excuses for use in everyday life
I've always been unpredictable.
I've been staring at the computer screen too long.
I've been through a lot.
I've got a unique value system.
I've taken a lot of shots to the head.
Let's wait until we have all the facts.
Life's just funny that way.
Luck of the draw.
Mass hysteria.
Most people love that about me.
Multiple personalities.
Murphy's Law.
My answering machine was on the blink.
My blood sugar was low.
My computer crashed.
My dog ate it.
My enthusiasm got the best of me.
My inner child made me do it.
My mind wandered.
My mind was elsewhere.
My mother smoked when she was pregnant with me.
My nerves are shot.
My parents never encouraged me.
My underwear cut off the blood flow to my brain.
Nerves.
Newt.
No comment.
Nobody's perfect.
Outcome-based education.
Ozone.

 


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