I just can't hang up on the President now can I ?

I'm calling Freefone I LOVE MATHS

It just takes a long time to tell people what a great parent you are

It's not "spending too much time on the phone", it's networking....

I confess, I'm a yakkasaurus

I'm preparing for a career as a telemarketer

If I'm the 249th caller I get to win a t-shirt

I'm aiming for a place in the Guiness Book of World Records

You know that my psychic friend predicted you would be upset about the phone bill

Would you believe the handset is stuck to my head again !

I found this guy in France to help me with my French, isn't that great ?

I'm in the middle of a heated discussion about algebra

You said you wanted me to spend more time communicating with our relatives

Would you rather I fly to New Zealand than call ?