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Always on the phone You just have to talk to your friends right ?, being given a hard time ?
Cleaning the bathroom Who wants to clean all the nasty bits anyway ?
Washing the car Kids are writing "Clean me please" on your motor, what are you going to say ?
Doing the shopping You just hate it, right ?
Doing the washing Those washing machines are pretty scary aren't they ?
Cutting the grass Can't see the bottom of the garden any more ?
Cooking dinner She's been at work all day, your home by two, what do you mean, there's nothing in the oven ?
I need a raise in pocket money I just need to have more cash flow...
The place is a mess Haven't tidied up since, well, ever ?

 


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Being on the phone
Cleaning the bathroom
Washing the car
Doing the shopping
Doing the washing
Cutting the grass
Cooking dinner
More pocket money
Place is a mess