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Excuses for not cooking dinner

I'm too tired.

I thought it was your turn.

I'm not hungry.

I thought it would be presumptuous of me to make something without first checking to see if you like it.

What's your problem? We had dinner last night.

Our relationship needs the romance of frequent restaurant meals.

Do you smell gas? I don't think we should go near the kitchen until we speak to the gas company.

My horoscope says I should stay away from extreme cold and extreme heat today.

I don't have the right tools.

Fasting is a cleansing experience; it's good for the soul.

Cooking should be left to the professionals.


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Being on the phone
Cleaning the bathroom
Washing the car
Doing the shopping
Doing the washing
Cutting the grass
Cooking dinner
More pocket money
Place is a mess