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Excuses for not doing the shopping

I went last time.

We've got plenty of food in the house.

I lost the list

There's a rumor going around that someone's tampering with boxes and cans at the grocery stores in the area. Something about the threat of poison.

I spent too many years in the Soviet Union, and I can't deal with western abundance.

I think the boy who bag the groceries is wanted for murder. It's not worth putting my life on the line for a box of chocolate chip cookies.

My chiropractor says I shouldn't lift any heavy objects. I think that includes grocery bags.

I want to use everything in the kitchen so we can safely set off a bug bomb. I'll restock after those toxic fumes disappear.

I'm boycotting all the grocery stores in the area because I think they're still trying to get away with passing off dolphin as tuna.

The grocery store still uses plastic bags. I told them I wouldn't shop until they replace the plastic with ecologically correct paper bags.


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Being on the phone
Cleaning the bathroom
Washing the car
Doing the shopping
Doing the washing
Cutting the grass
Cooking dinner
More pocket money
Place is a mess