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Excuses for not washing the car

It's supposed to rain.

I ran out of wax.

I'm planning on taking the kids off-road driving next weekend up by the park.

No use washing the car now, it'll only he filthy by the time we get back.

Isn't there a water shortage?

The motion I use to rub on the car wax aggravates an old war wound.

I'm waiting until the grandkids visit. They love to go to the carwash.

Clean cars are a hazard. They reflect light that can blind other drivers.

The door seals leak, and every time I wash the car, water gets all over the interior.

Shiny cars attract thieves.

The dirt coating confuses radar detectors.

I hear that the vacuum cleaner at my local car wash is broken. No use going if I can't clean the interior too.


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Cleaning the bathroom
Washing the car
Doing the shopping
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Cooking dinner
More pocket money
Place is a mess