Rowdy racoons ransacked my room.

Two words - Buffalo stampede

I did try, but all those things on the floor. They're stuck down.

I'm practising at being a pig farmer and this is my practice pig sty

I was savaged by a Hoover at a very early age.

I can't clean without a court order

Doing housework brings me out in a rash

I'm trying to create the worlds largest indoor land fill

I'm allergic to cleanliness

Broom handles, splinters, a coincidence, I think not!

Have you taken a deep breath ?, that sock is an air freshener.

My doctor won't let me lift anything heavier than a remote control

It's a union sized job and I'm not a member

But I cleaned last year