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  Excuses for not doing your homework!
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A duck at my aunt's house flew off with it
A flash flood washed my homework away
A team mate has it
Another teacher borrowed it as an example to show her class an example of neatness
As I did everything last week I am taking this week off!
But I didn't hear you set the homework!
Dad game me permission not to do homework
Friday after school shopping, Saturday a family wedding, Sunday a barbecue...
I accidentally flushed it down the toilet
I bumped my head and went to bed
I couldn't write as my hand went to sleep
I did an after school job and when I got home my mum took me out
I did it but its at home
I did it on a loose piece of paper but can't find it now
I didn't have time to recharge my brain
I dropped it down a drain
I dropped it in the pool while teaching my brother to swim
I fed it to a dog which was dying of starvation
I fell asleep in the bath and forgot to it
I felt sick
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