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  Excuses for not doing your homework!
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I was at my uncles and his robot went crazy and ripped it up
I was doing my homework at a bank, and it was robbed and the robber demanded I hand it over
I was held up by highwaymen on the way home!
I was hungry so ate it for a snack
I was kidnapped by martians
I was on the phone the whole time
I watched television all afternoon
I went on a boat trip and it fell overboard
I went to a maths lesson all afternoon
I'm too smart to do homework
It blew out of my hand
It got stuck in the garbage disposal unit
It got wet in last nights storm
Its in dad's car
Its under my pillow
Mum said I had to go visit my grandparents
Mum stewed it for our tea
Mum washed it and I forgot to take it off the line
My bag has a hole in it and it must have fallen out
My brother had a tantrum and ripped it up
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