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My brother threw it out the window.
My cat buried it in its litter tray
My cat died and I didn't have any paper to wrap him in, so I used my homework pad
My dad put it in the safe and I've forgotten the combination
My dad thought it was a tissue and blew his nose on it
My dad thought it was waste paper and threw it on the fire
My dad took it to work
My dad was too ill to do it
My dog had a heart attack and we had to take him to the vet
My girlfriend has it
My homework machine broke down
My house was invaded by bugs who ate everything paper in the house
My mother ironed it
My mum accidentally cooked it
My mum accidentally used it as a nappy for my baby brother
My mum needed it for a university assignment
My next door neighbour's house burned down
My older sister forgot to finish it
My parents are sick and I have to look after them
My pet budgie escaped from its cage and I had to spend all evening catching it again
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