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  Excuses for not doing your homework!
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My school bag was very cluttered so I had a spring clean - and the homework went with it!
My sister hid it as a joke and won't tell me where it is!
My sister in year 12 needed it for a test
My uncle needed it for an experiment
My watch said 7pm when I started to do my homework, but my mum said I had to go to bed as it was actually 10pm
Next door's pet python escaped and scared the whole neighbourhood
Not one pen in the house would work, I couldn't find a pencil and our printer has run out of ink!
Porridge got spilt all over it
Some distant relations arrived on our doorstep and we had to take them out to dinner
Someone borrowed it to copy out the questions
The bird ate it
The cat had kittens on it
The dog ate it
The dog buried it
The English teacher has it
The voices in my head told me to rip it up
There was a blackout and I couldn't find my homework
There was an all night news special on, which was very educational, so I watched that instead of doing homework
We were out all day after school
We were robbed last night and it got stolen
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