Boy: How about
a date on Saturday night?
Girl: I can't see you on Saturday night. I'm expecting a headache. |
Boy: That's
the tenth time you've been to the refreshment table.
Girl: That's all right. I tell everyone I'm getting it for you. |
Boy: Why are
you dating a matchbook?
Friend: She's my latest flame. |
BoyFriend:
Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you. |
Girl: How come
you broke up with your boyfriend?
Friend: Because he ignored me. If there's one thing I can't stand it's ignorance.
|
GirlFriend:
Do you think we're a match made in heaven?
BoyFriend: We must be. There's no way on earth I'd get stuck with you. |
GirlFriend:
Is there such a thing as love at first sight?
BoyFriend: There must be, because I'd never have given you a second look. |
GirlFriend:
Why are you always late for our dates?
BoyFriend: I figure that it's less time for us to argue. |
GirlFriend:
Why are you tying me to a trailer?
BoyFriend: You said you wanted to get hitched. |
GirlFriend:
Why didn't you get me a choker?
BoyFriend: Because the police would have traced it back to me. |
He: I hoped
you liked the dictionary I bought you for your birthday.
She: Yes, I just can't find the words to thank you. |
Him: Darling,
when we get married, do you think you'll be able to live on my salary?
Her: I think so, but what will you live on? |
