Father: Why
did you put gloves and trunks on the dog?
Son: The vet said he was a boxer. |
Father: Why
didn't you come when I called?
Son: Then you'd expect me to all the time. |
Father: Why
do I always come home to find you and your sister fighting?
Son: So you'll know you're in the right house. |
Father: Why
do you keep putting off the yard work?
Son: I learned from your example. |
Father: Why
don't you get a haircut?
Son: Why? It will only grow back. |
Father: Why
is the clock facing the wall?
Son: The news said to turn it back. |
Father: You
know your problem? You're always wishing for things you don't have.
Son: What else is there to wish for? |
Son: Dad, could
I have a bike?
Father: You're too old for a bike.
Son: I guess you're right. Make it a car. |
Son: Dad, how
long will it be before I can do as I please?
Father: Son, nobody lives that long. |
Son: Someone
told me I looked like you.
DAD: What did you say?
Son: Nothing, he was bigger. |
Son: Why can't
I borrow the car?
Father: Because your mother won't lend it to me. |
Son: Why can't
we get a parrot?
Father: Because I don't need someone else talking back to me. |
