Customer: Do
you have bacon and eggs on the menu:
Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly. |
Customer: How
come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up?
Waiter: They're afraid to eat here. |
Customer: How
long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?
Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are. |
Customer: I
didn't order this.
Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse. |
Customer: I
thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either. |
Customer: That
crust on the apple pie was too tough.
Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate. |
Customer: There's
something wrong with my hot dogs.
Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian. |
Customer: This
fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month.
Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish. |
Customer: Waiter,
I can't eat this meal.
Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.
Customer: I don't have a fork. |
Customer: Waiter,
I found a hair in my turtle soup.
Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together. |
