Customer: Waiter,
look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too? |
Customer: Waiter,
there's a button in my salad.
Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing. |
Customer: Waiter,
this food is repeating on me.
Waiter: Good, we love repeat business. |
Customer: What
is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?
Waiter: Probably learning to read. |
Customer: Why
does your sign say "Fine Dining"?
Waiter: We can dream, can't we? |
Customer: Why
doesn't this restaurant have any specials?
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special. |
Customer: Why
doesn't your menu list prices?
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does. |
Customer: Why
don't you eat here, waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony. |
Customer: Why
don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals. |
Customer: Why
is this sandwich half eaten?
Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it. |
