Diner: Could
I have a glass of water?
Waiter: To drink?
Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things. |
Diner: May
I please have a glass of water?
Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?
Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks. |
Diner: There's
a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: I know. It's the heat that kills them. |
Diner: Waiter,
please close the window.
Waiter: Why, is there a draft?
Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times. |
Diner: Waitress,
the portions are getting smaller.
Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been
enlarged. |
Diner: What's
wrong with these eggs I ordered?
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table. |
Diner: Why
are the waiters in here so nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve. |
Patron 1: I
eat at a different restaurant every day.
Patron 2: I don't tip, either. |
Patron: Didn't
you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?
Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe. |
Patron: Hey,
there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked? |
