Patron: How
come this fly is swimming in my soup?
Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading. |
Patron: This
bread is stale.
Waiter: It wasn't last week. |
Patron: Waiter,
why is there a spider in my glass?
Waiter: It scares away the flies. |
Waiter (serving
soup): It looks like rain today.
Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup. |
Waiter: If
you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?
Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking. |
Waiter: I'm
sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.
Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway. |
Waiter: I'm
sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.
Customer: What bait are you using? |
Waiter: Why
are you taking so long to order?
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea. |
Waiter: Why
didn't you make all the food on that long order?
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook. |
