Husband: Are
you washing your hair?
Wife: No, I couldn't find a washcloth, so I'm cleaning the sink with my hair.
|
Husband: What!
Another dress? Where will I get the money to pay for it?
Wife: Darling, you know I'm not nosey. |
Husband: Why
did you ever marry me?
Wife: I was too ashamed to have you as a date. |
Man: Forget
your wife. Let's go play golf. What are you, a man or a mouse?
Second Man: I'm a man. My wife is afraid of mice. |
Man: I'd like
a new hat for my wife.
Store Clerk: Sorry, we don't make exchanges. |
Man: Now that
you've gotten married you should take out some life insurance.
Newlywed: Nah, I don't think my wife will be dangerous. |
Wife (on safari):
Yesterday when that lion charged me you ran away and left me. You once told me
that you'd face death for me!
Husband: Yes I would, but that lion wasn't dead. |
Wife (to husband):
Hurry! Wake up! I just heard a mouse squeak.
Husband: What do you want me to do? Oil it? |
Wife: I went
to the doctor's office and he told me I needed a change of climate.
Husband: That's fine. According to the weather bureau, it's coming tomorrow. |
Wife: That
woman next door is wearing the same dress as mine.
Husband: I guess that means that you'll want me to buy you another one.
Wife: Well, it would be cheaper than moving. |
