Wife: Why are
you carrying your golf clubs?
Husband: You said you wanted to go for a drive. |
Wife: Why did
you chase my mother out of the house?
Husband: You told me to drive her home. |
Wife: Why did
you give me a cemetery plot for my birthday?
Husband: I figured it was something we could both enjoy. |
Wife: Why didn't
you clean the bathtub?
Husband: You said you wanted a ring for your birthday. |
Wife: Why do
you keep taking your meals out in the yard?
Husband: I figure they deserve a decent burial. |
Wife: Why do
you prefer the TV to me?
Husband: It has a mute button. |
Wife: Why don't
we ever go to the theater?
Husband: Lincoln did, and look what happened to him. |
Wife: Why don't
you ever make me breakfast in bed?
Husband: Because I can't get the stove up the stairs. |
Wife: Why haven't
you made plans for vacation?
Husband: Because you'd probably want to come along. |
Wife: Why is
there lipstick on your collar?
Husband: My secretary has bad aim. |
Wife: You look
haggard. Did you have a rough day?
Husband: I'll say. The computer broke down, so we had to think all day. |
Wife: You're
late! Dinner is ruined!
Husband: At last now you have an excuse. |
Woman: You're
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger.
Other Woman: I know. I married the wrong man. |
