Judge: Why
are you shouting?
Lawyer: You told me you couldn't hear the case. |
Judge: Why
are you wanted in three states?
Criminal: I'm a popular guy. |
Judge: Why
did you become a cat burglar?
Prisoner: I love animals. |
Judge: Why
did you become a safecracker?
Defendant: You told me to learn a trade. |
Judge: Why
did you break that parking meter?
Defendant: It said I expired and I wanted to prove how wrong it was. |
Judge: Why
did you dump water on the freshly painted steps?
Defendant: The sign said "Wet Paint." |
Judge: Why
did you leap over the bench and fall on top of me?
Defendant: I wanted to throw myself at the mercy of the court. |
Judge: Why
did you remove the witness chair?
Defendant: You told me to take the stand. |
Judge: Why
did you rob people in broad daylight?
Defendant: I'm afraid to go out at night. |
Judge: Why
did you rob the same store twice?
Robber: I had double coupons. |
