Judge: Why
did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?
Woman: I didn't want to wake the kids. |
Judge: Why
did you steal a taxicab?
Defendant: Do you know how hard it is to get a cab in New York? |
Judge: Why
did you steal a washing machine?
Defendant: You told me to clean up my act. |
Judge: Why
did you steal that jewelry?
Defendant: I didn't want to come home empty handed. |
Judge: Why
did you steal that painting?
Criminal: The statue was too heavy. |
Judge: Why
did you steal that suit?
Defendant: So I'd look good in court. |
Judge: Why
did you steal the car?
Crook: I needed it for the getaway. |
Judge: Why
did you steal those hubcaps?
Defendant: The car I stole the day before didn't have any. |
Judge: Why
did you steal three TV's?
Accused: I specialize in multimedia. |
Judge: Why
did you take that TV set from the store?
Defendant: I thought it was okay. The sign said "It's a Steal!" |
