Judge: Why
didn't both your witnesses testify?
Lawyer: I thought you didn't like double-talk. |
Judge: Why
do you always mug older people?
Robber: Younger ones fight back. |
Judge: Why
do you break into other people's homes?
Defendant: Because there is too much crime on the streets. |
Judge: Why
do you keep coming back to me?
Defendant: I keep getting caught. |
Judge: Why
do you keep robbing banks?
Robber: Practice makes perfect. |
Judge: Why
do you steal watches?
Defendant: I like to have time on my hands. |
Judge: Why
don't you confess?
Defendant: What, and ruin a perfectly good life of crime? |
Judge: Why
don't you give the money back you stole?
Defendant: I need it for bail. |
Judge: Why
don't you give up your life of crime?
Defendant: It's the only thing I'm good at. |
Judge: Why
don't you have any character witnesses?
Defendant: They haven't been paroled yet. |
