Dentist: Don't
worry. I'm painless.
Patient: I'm not. |
Doctor: Are
you taking that cough medicine I gave you?
Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I'd rather cough. |
Doctor: Did
you follow my instructions and drink water 30 minutes before going to bed?
Patient: I tried to, Doc. But I got completely full after drinking for ten minutes.
|
Doctor: Do
you suffer from arthritis?
Patient: Do you know anyone who enjoys it? |
Doctor: Don't
worry. A lot of people talk to themselves.
Patient: I know, but I'm such a bore. |
Doctor: How
did you get that big bump on your head?
Athlete: From diving.
Doctor: Diving? Where?
Athlete: In my bathtub. |
Doctor: How
were those pills I prescribed to improve your memory?
Patient: I forgot to take them. |
Doctor: I don't
like your test results.
Patient: I can't help it. I couldn't study. |
Doctor: I thought
I told you to watch what you eat.
Patient: I did, I ate in front of a mirror. |
Doctor: Why
did you ask for a second opinion from me?
Patient: Because I didn't believe you the first time. |
