Doctor: Why
did you bring a pillow to my office?
Patient: Because I'm sick and tired. |
Doctor: Why
do you always complain about your medications?
Patient: They're as hard to swallow as your bills. |
Doctor: Why
don't you stay off your feet?
Patient: What am I supposed to do, walk on my hands? |
Doctor: Why
won't you go for X rays?
Patient: I don't photograph well. |
Medical Student:
Were you late for surgery yesterday?
Second Student: Yes, but I only missed the opening exercise. |
Nurse: Why
are you drawing circles on that piece of paper?
Doctor: I'm making my rounds. |
Nurse: Would
you like an appointment for next week?
Patient: No, I'm sick now. |
Patient: Doc,
I think that I'm an umbrella.
Doctor: A cure is possible if you open up.
Patient: Why? Is it raining? |
Patient: Doc,
isn't $50 a lot of money for pulling one tooth?
Dentist: Yes, but you yelled so loud you chased away the other patients. |
Patient: Doc,
what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood. |
