Patient: Doctor,
didn't you take an oath to heal the sick?
Doctor: Yes, but I'm not a fanatic about it. |
Patient: Hey,
that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it. |
Patient: I'm
still sick. You told me I was as healthy as a horse.
Doctor: What do I know? I'm not a vet. |
Patient: Why
are you examining my pants?
Doctor: I think the trouble may be in your jeans. |
Patient: Why
are you washing that piece of paper?
Doctor: I wanted to give you a clean bill of health. |
Patient: Why
aren't you worried about my operation?
Doctor: Why should I be? I'm not the patient. |
Patient: Why
did you charge me a group rate?
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities. |
Patient: Why
did you say I was the picture of health?
Doctor: You are, but the frame is bent. |
Patient: Why
did you send someone named William to my house?
Doctor: I told you I'd send you a bill. |
Patient: Why
do you think I'll live a long life?
Doctor: If I haven't killed you by now, nothing will. |
Patient: Why
does your nurse handle all the needles?
Doctor: Because I faint at the sight of blood. |
Patient: Why
don't you examine my trunk?
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a tree surgeon. |
Patient: Why
is my stomach always upset?
Doctor: Look at the person it's attached to. |
