Captain: Why
did you volunteer for the undercover assignment?
Soldier: I thought it meant I'd be working in bed. |
General: Why
are you wearing that bathing suit on duty?
Soldier: I've been assigned to the motor pool. |
General: Why
didn't I see you at camouflage training?
Soldier: I'm too good at it. |
General: Why
didn't you follow the order to charge?
Private: I don't have any credit cards. |
General: Why
didn't you go to target practice?
Soldier: I was afraid you'd make me the target. |
General: Why
were you running away from the battle?
Soldier: I was practicing for retreat. |
Sergeant: Are
you happy in the army, soldier?
Soldier: Yes, sir.
Sergeant: What were you before you were in the army?
Soldier: Much happier. |
Sergeant: Soldier,
your bunk is a disgrace.
Soldier: I know, but it's the only one you gave me. |
Sergeant: Why
did you run for cover when that star passed by?
Soldier: They said it was a shooting star. |
Sergeant: Why
didn't you clean up your footlocker?
Private: You said it was time for mess. |
Sergeant: Why
has it taken you all morning to dig a foxhole?
Soldier: I couldn't find a fox. |
