Actor: Why
do you always get up when the audience applauds?
Second Actor: To make it a standing ovation. |
Aunt: Are your
feet still dirty?
Nephew: Yes, but I have my shoes on. |
Baby Rabbit:
Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: A magician pulled you out of a hat. |
Boy: Mr. Magic,
are you going to pull a rabbit out of your hat?
Magician: Not today. I just washed my hare and I can't do a thing with it. |
Calm Person:
Why are you always accusing people of doing things you do?
Nervous Person: I don't do that, you do. |
Camper: Let's
light a fire. It's getting cold.
Other Camper: These safety matches won't light.
Camper: Well, you can't get any safer than that. |
Caveman: Some
crazy weather we're having.
Cavewoman: We never used to have weather like this until they started using those
bows and arrows. |
Clown: Why
are you wearing such a large shirt?
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top. |
Concert Goer:
Why are you sitting on stage near the band?
Second Concert Goer: You said our seats were in |
Conductor:
Why did you hit the music sheet with your violin?
Musician: You told me to strike the right note. |
