Conductor:
Why do you sometimes wave to the audience during a song?
Singer: I do that when I hit a hi note. |
Do you sleep
a lot?
No, I just lie around with my eyes closed. |
First Dog Owner:
My dog has no tail.
Second Dog Owner: Then how do you know when it's happy?
First Owner: It stops biting me. |
Friend 1: Why
are you writing numbers all over my body?
Friend 2: I'm counting on you. |
Gambler 1:
Why did you put locks on your sleeves?
Gambler 2: I didn't want to lose rny shirt. |
I always put
my right shoe on first.
Why's that?
It would be dumb to put on the wrong one first. |
Lion: Why aren't
you strong and beautiful like I am?
Mouse: I've been sick. |
Little Girl:
Does your dog bite strangers?
Dog Owner: Only when he doesn't know them. |
Minister: Why
are you tapping on that man?
Musician: You told me to play a him. |
Mother Banana:
Why didn't you go to school today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well. |
