Publisher:
Why don't you drop that piece of wood and finish the book?
Writer: I can't. It's a writer's block. |
Reporter:
To what do you attribute your old age?
Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890. |
Reporter: What
made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on. |
Resident (on
intercom): Who goes there?
Doorman: I don't know. I'm new here. |
Teenage Driver:
But, officer, I'm a college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse. |
Teenager: I've
been shaving now for two years.
Friend: Is that true?
Teenager: Yeah, I cut myself both times. |
Tenant: Does
the rain always come through the roof like this?
Landlord: No, only when it rains. |
Tourist: Is
this 99 Main Street?
Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people. |
Tourist: The
flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
Native: No, we just let them go barefoot. |
Tourist: What's
the speed limit in this hick town?
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for
us. |
