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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.

Why did you throw your sneakers away?
They kept sticking their tongues out at me.

Why do you always answer my question with a question?
Why not?

Why is there a bookmark in your sandwich?
It tells me where the meat is.

Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Writer: Don't you think I'm the writer of the age?
Other Writer: Yes, six to ten.

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