Boy: Mom, would
you rather have me fall out of a tree or tear my pants?
Mother: Naturally, I'd rather have you tear your pants.
Boy: Good, your prayers have been answered. |
Daughter: I
will never learn to spell.
Mother: Why?
Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words. |
Daughter: My
teacher says I should improve my handwriting.
Mother: Good idea. Why don't you do it?
Daughter: If I do, she'll find out I can't spell. |
Mother: Are
you washing the dishes?
Son: No, some mosquitoes cursed at me and I'm drowning them. |
Mother: Did
you make your bed today?
Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one. |
Mother: Didn't
I tell you not to run around with that crowd?
Daughter: That's why we walk. |
Mother: Eat
your food, dear. Do you know there are thousands of people starving around the
world?
Son: Got a stamp? |
Mother: Eat
your spinach; it's good for growing children.
Junior: Who wants to grow children? |
Mother: Get
your sister's hat out of the mud.
Son: I can't, mom, she's got it strapped too tightly under her chin. |
Mother: How
can you get the children to play hide-and-seek for hours?
Babysitter: Because I don't look for them. |
