Mother: I don't
think you want me to help you with your homework. You want me to do it all.
Daughter: Well, isn't that education? |
Mother: I haven't
heard a peep out of the children.
Babysitter: That's because they ran away hours ago. |
Mother: I just
heard a crash in the kitchen. What on earth are you doing?
Daughter: Nothing now. It's done. |
Mother: I thought
you were saving for a rainy day?
Daughter: Can I help it if the weatherman is wrong? |
Mother: I'd
be ashamed if those were my grades.
Son: Then aren't you glad I get them and not you? |
Mother: Look
at those dirty wrists! Did you wash your hands?
Son: Mom, a guy has to stop somewhere. |
Mother: My
son refuses to study history anymore.
Friend: Why?
Mother: He claims they can make it faster than he can learn it. |
Mother: Now
remember, when you go to the party, what will you do when you've had enough to
eat?
Son: Come home. |
Mother: Shouldn't
you be doing your homework before going to the playground?
Son: That's okay. I'll let it slide. |
Mother: Stop
making faces at that bulldog.
Son: Well, he started it. |
