Mother: Were
you a good girl in church today?
Daughter: Yes. A nice man offered me a plate of money but I said, "No, thank you."
|
Mother: Were
you late for school again?
Son: Yes, but my teacher said it's never too late to learn. |
Mother: When
you yawn, you're supposed to put your hand over your mouth.
Child: What! And get bitten? |
Mother: Why
are all those vegetables still on your plate?
Daughter: Because we don't have a dog. |
Mother: Why
are there muddy footprints on the floor?
Son: Because I can't walk on the ceiling. |
Mother: Why
are you holding your hands over your mouth?
Daughter: I'm doing what you told me. I'm trying to catch my breath. |
Mother: Why
are you putting honey on your sister?
Daughter: You said she had hives. |
Mother: Why
are you standing at the window?
Daughter: You told me I was a pane. |
Mother: Why
are you wearing antlers?
Son: The barber said to put some moose in my hair. |
Mother: Why
are you wearing my clothes?
Daughter: They're finally back in style. |
