Mother: Why
are you wearing your little brother's pajamas?
Son: You told me to sleep tight. |
Mother: Why
did you break your brother's toys?
Son: Because I didn't want to ruin mine. |
Mother: Why
did you get such a low mark on the test?
Son: Because of absence. |
Mother: Why
did you get such poor marks on your January report card?
Son: You know everything is marked down after the holidays. |
Mother: Why
did you put a leash on your brother?
Son: You told me he was in the doghouse. |
Mother: Why
did you put that clock in with the dog?
Son: They both had ticks. |
Mother: Why
didn't you load the dishwasher?
Daughter: Then I'd have to unload it. |
Mother: Why
didn't you put the dinner dishes in the sink?
Daughter: The breakfast dishes are still there. |
Mother: Why
didn't you tell me your stomach hurt?
Daughter: Aw, Mom, I figured you'd just say I was bellyaching. |
Mother: Why
is the radio on?
Daughter: 'Cause I can't hear it when it's off. |
