Cop: Why didn't
you stop when I shouted at you back there?
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor."
Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
|
Criminal: Why
don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross. |
Detective:
Do you think I should put on the cuffs?
Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves. |
Detective:
How did you get into counterfeiting?
Suspect: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home." |
Detective:
Why are you dancing on that utility pole?
Second Detective: I'm wire-tapping the phone. |
Detective:
Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?
Suspect: You said it was time to spill the beans. |
First Detective:
Why did you bring that side of beef along?
Second Detective: You said we were going on a steakout. |
First Detective:
Why did you wipe off all the evidence?
Second Detective: My mom told me never to leave any fingerprints around. |
Motorist: Does
a deer have a horn?
Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.
Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle. |
Motorist: Why
are you crying after giving me that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation. |
