Police Chief:
Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?
Officer: I'm making a house arrest. |
Police Chief:
Why did you arrest that doctor?
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse. |
Police Chief:
Why did you ticket the computer?
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway. |
Police Chief:
Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect. |
Police Chief:
Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?
Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you? |
Police Officer:
Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool. |
Police Officer:
Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?
Driver: I love to travel. |
Police Officer:
Why were you speeding?
Women Driver: I was late for traffic school. |
Policeman:
Are you going to a fire?
Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen
if I were late again. |
Policeman:
Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?
Motorist: It wasn't when I took it. |
