Policeman:
Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?
Motorist: Did you want me to hit it? |
Policeman:
Didn't you hear me whistle at you?
Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive. |
Policeman:
Didn't you hear my siren?
Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up. |
Policeman:
Didn't you see my lights flashing?
Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light. |
Policeman:
Didn't you see that stop sign?
Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic. |
Policeman:
Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit?
Driver: I thought they were just suggestions. |
Policeman:
Do you know how fast you were going?
Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar. |
Policeman:
Hey, you crossed the street when the sign said "Don't Walk."
Pedestrian: I thought it was an ad for the bus company. |
Policeman:
How can you be so sure you were only going 25 miles per hour?
Motorist: I was going to the dentist. |
Policeman:
How can you drive so recklessly?
Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car. |
