Policeman:
How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?
Driver: They're all in the glove compartment. |
Policeman:
I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding.
Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying
attention. |
Policeman:
I've had my eye on you for some time now.
Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding. |
Policeman:
What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an
hour?
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident. |
Policeman:
What do you think you're doing parking your car there?
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone." |
Policeman:
Why are you driving on the sidewalk?
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street. |
Policeman:
Why are you driving that car in circles?
Driver: I was just going for a little spin. |
Policeman:
Why are you driving without a license?
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago. |
Policeman:
Why are you sitting on the sidewalk?
Pedestrian: The sign says "No Standing." |
Policeman:
Why are you walking sideways down the street?
Pedestrian: It's a sidewalk, isn't it? |
