Policeman:
Why did you crash into that stop sign?
Motorist: I was only following orders. |
Policeman:
Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one. |
Policeman:
Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?
Motorist: The light just turned yellow. |
Policeman:
Why did your car just spin around in circles?
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind. |
Policeman:
Why didn't you check your speedometer?
Driver: It broke when I hit 100. |
Policeman:
Why didn't you obey that stop sign?
Driver: I don't believe everything I read. |
Policeman:
Why didn't you stop at that red light?
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me. |
Policeman:
Why have you parked your bus here?
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop." |
Policeman:
Why were you asleep at the wheel?
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep. |
Policeman:
Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round. |
