Art Teacher:
Your drawing of the stagecoach is very good, but what holds it up? It has no wheels.
Student: The bad guys. |
Driver Student:
Did you like the way I parked the car?
Instructor: It's close enough. We can walk to the curb from here. |
Have you kept
up with your studies?
Yes, but I haven't passed them yet. |
Principal:
Give me three reasons you want to become a teacher.
Student: June, July, and August. |
Principal:
Why did you leave class?
Student: The teacher told me it was a pop quiz, so I went home to get my dad.
|
Singing Student:
Do you think I'll be able to do something with my voice?
Professor: I think it might come in handy in case of a fire. |
Student: I
haven't a pen or paper for this test.
Teacher: What would you call a soldier who went into battle without a gun or ammunition?
Student: An officer. |
Student: I'm
sorry, but I can't give back my report card.
Teacher: Why not?
Student: Because of the "A" you gave me in spelling. My mother is still mailing
it to all our relatives. |
Swimming Instructor:
I want you to jump off a 30-foot platform. What would you do if you were on a
sinking ship that high?
Student: I'd wait unit it sank another 20 feet. |
Teacher: And
where were you this past week?
Student: Stop me if you heard this one before. |
