Teacher: Aren't
you ashamed to be left back?
Student: No, I'm used to it by now. |
Teacher: Can
you tell me what happened in 1492?
Student: I don't know. We live on the tenth floor. |
Teacher: Did
you know you spelled all the words wrong?
Student: Wow! And I wasn't even trying! |
Teacher: Do
you want to wind up in the principal's office?
Student: Of course not, I'm barely qualified to be a student. |
Teacher: Don't
you ever think about studying?
Student: Yes, and it's the thought that counts. |
Teacher: How
can one person make so many mistakes in a day?
Student: I get up early. |
Teacher: How
come you didn't touch your school books?
Student: I wanted to keep them in mint condition. |
Teacher: How
come your math homework is all correct?
Student: Dad is away from home. |
Teacher: How
do you explain these failing grades on your report card?
Student: Those two F's are for effort. |
Teacher: How
is it possible for one person to make so many homework mistakes?
Student: It wasn't one person; my mom helped me. |
