Teacher: How
is your son doing in accounting class in school?
Parent: Terrific. Now, instead of asking us for his allowance, he bills us for
it. |
Teacher: I
asked all the dumbbells to stand up, and you're the only one who did. Are you
the only dumbbell?
Student: No, but I thought you might be a little lonely standing there all by
yourself. |
Teacher: If
you don't want to learn, why do you come here every day?
Student: It's part of my parole. |
Teacher: This
test is multiple choice.
Student: Then I choose not to take it. |
Teacher: Well,
at least one good thing I can say about your son.
Mother: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like that, he can't be cheating. |
Teacher: What
can you tell us about the lost continent?
Student: I swear I never touched it. |
Teacher: Where
is your homework this morning?
Student: You'll never believe this, but on the way to school I made a paper airplane
out of it and someone hijacked it. |
Teacher: Who
defeated the Philistines?
Student: Sorry, I don't follow the minor leagues. |
Teacher: Who
was responsible for the French and Indian War?
Student: Not me. I didn't know either of them. |
Teacher: Why
are you carrying a turtle to school?
Student: It would take him forever to walk. |
