Teacher: Why
are you copying off Jimmy's paper?
Student: Because he studied. |
Teacher: Why
are you students playing soccer with your notebook?
Student: You said we should kick around some ideas. |
Teacher: Why
are you working so hard at penmanship?
Student: How else can I learn to write my mother's name? |
Teacher: Why
aren't you doing better in school?
Student: Don't ask me, you're the teacher. |
Teacher: Why
did the pioneers go west in covered wagons?
Student: They didn't want to wait 100 years for airplanes. |
Teacher: Why
did you hand in your history report so early?
Student: I figured that the longer I waited, the more history there'd be to learn.
|
Teacher: Why
did you sign your paper with an "X"?
Student: With grades like these, would you sign your real name? |
Teacher: Why
didn't you go to the back of the line like I told you to?
Student: I did, but someone was already there. |
Teacher: Why
didn't you write your report on vegetables?
Student: I did, but my brother ate it. |
Teacher: Why
haven't you shown your parents your report card yet?
Student: Because I haven't finished making out my will yet. |
Teacher: Why
is that piece of cheese near your computer?
Student: I'm trying to attract the mouse. |
Teacher: You
shouldn't laugh aloud in class.
Student: Sorry, I smiled and it burst. |
