Bank Customer:
Why did you hit me on the head with that bag of change?
Teller: You said you wanted your money in a lump sum. |
Box Office
Clerk: Young man, I can't sell you a ticket. You should be in school now.
Young Customer: No, it's all right. I have the measles. |
Clerk: That
suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.
Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident. |
Clerk: This
jug is genuine Indian pottery.
Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."
Clerk: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians? |
Clerk: Why
are you reading that magazine at the check-out line?
Shopper: I wouldn't bring trash like that into my house. |
Clerk: Would
you like to buy a pocket calculator?
Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have. |
Customer: Couldn't
you see I was going bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me. |
Customer: How
can you make money selling watches so cheaply?
Jeweler: Easy, we make money repairing them. |
Customer: I'd
like a watch that tells time.
Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time?
Customer: No, you have to look at it. |
Customer: Why
did you take off so much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it. |
