Customer: Why
doesn't my hairline look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head. |
Customer: Why
is my hairline receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing. |
Customer: You
said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton."
Clerk: Oh, that's just to keep the moths away. |
Grocer: Why
are you breaking that package in half?
Shopper: The coupon said 50 percent off. |
Grocer: Why
are you drinking that soda you didn't pay for?
Shopper: I have to drink something to wash down the donuts. |
Grocer: Why
are you here with a little black book?
Boy: My mother told me to get a few dates. |
Grocer: Why
are you juggling the produce?
Shopper: Because I love mixed vegetables. |
Grocer: Why
are you loitering here?
Shopper: I'm waiting for the fruit to ripen. |
Grocer: Why
are you shoplifting that steak?
Shopper: Man does not live by bread alone. |
Grocer: Why
are you shoplifting?
Shopper: Because my wife asked me to pick up a few things. |
